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If you can't spell the word "procreate" you shouldn't be allowed to do so.
Anyone else get a hard-on when you get a hard-on?
Had a bad dream that I just woke up.
Ok, I ate all the leftovers & called to cancel the credit cards. Wife should be home from shopping any time now.
If someone rose from the dead 3 days later nowadays, we'd have to shoot em in the head so they wouldn't eat our brains.
Only a few more days left, so I guess I don't have to worry about getting drafted for "The War On Christmas" until next year.
Trying to decide what to wear tonight. My good hunting suit or the bibs that make my butt look big.
Spend a ton o time in Ohio & still find it hard to hold the door for someone wearing Ohio State gear w/o whispering "go blue" in their ear.
They say Eskimos have 30 or so words for snow. I've called it several things just in the last hour. I'm sure none of them were in Eskimo.
Just traveled back in time. Didn't know I was an old man who woke up really early in the morning for no reason.
Just forgot what I just remembered what I had forgotten earlier.
"Alright kids, show me on the little boy where the puppet touched you."
Think I'll get my kids the "Fire Me Elmo" this year.
News Flash: Just found out in a Taco Bell bathroom that "Kerry Sux Cox".
Only been home alone for a few days & I find myself having soup watching a twilight movie. Soon I'll be eating a salad & crying to Beaches
I heard Greece's economy is in trouble so I'm going to do my part & drop off a few hundred at Greektown Casino this afternoon. Hope it helps
This is turning out to be a really great rugby game.
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