@michaelshoup @nickflora Just trying to keep you humble.

@michaelshoup @nickflora DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, NICK. WE HATE YOU.

Jolly Rancher makes candles now. So don't worry, everything is working out exactly as I planned when I was 11.

@nickflora Any time I get nostalgic for handwriting, I just remember every time I've had to type in mailing list sign-ups. "Is that a 'q'?"

@nickflora "Hey, this is kinda nice... WAIT."

@andrewosenga This is the dawning of the Age of Osenga.

@nickflora Yes. And a spin-off.

@nickflora BECAUSE THAT'S A WEIRD THING TO DO.

@nickflora Robert Plant!

@nickflora Once Bitten with Jim Carrey. I was super young. It was very inappropriate for me.

@nickflora Agreed.

@everytweet_ever HUGE MISSPELLD OVERREAXION

@nickflora This sounds like a situation that's ripe for comedy!

@nickflora But how else am I supposed to get that sweet flavor from the pork shoulder?

BU DUM PSHHHH!

I don't care what anybody says. I like The Terminal and Catherine Zeta Jones is out of control attractive in this movie.

@andrewosenga @nickflora Hey poopers. What is the order tonight? Gonna make it, but I'll probably be late. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

"Don't forget to vote everybody!" - Guy who was in a coma yesterday

@nickflora I daren't speak its name, lest it return to finish us.

@nickflora But, you know, it's Friday-ISH.

@nickflora Lindsay Lohan.