hey hot british follower i found a 5 pence coin i'll fly over and give it to u DM me ur address

drunk trip to the art gallery. predicting a protracted stop at the nude sculptures to cop a feel of their glutes.

did all of you fileshare the same pic of that shitty little scrappy dog to post on your accounts?

maybe people that like playing games are just trying to make up for failing gym in high school

does my fat ass make my ass look fat?

- a pretty self-aware query

typical interaction map for 10 minute trip to store in canada:

3 doors held open for smiling strangers
6 funny one-liners
5 sorrys
23 ehs

@cxslug @alishamrm was thinking morning wood but i hear you, bro

the prosthetic scrolling thumb will be invented in 2017

related: i smell like lavender. how fabulous is that?!?

squeeze them once for me

and linger bit on the nipples

@canadasandra my hamster wrote it

i really want to be inside her, but i think that's where she keeps her feelings CONFLICTED

hey makers of body wash: with scent choices of only lavender or rose you have forsaken men. how about essence of bbq? or chopped wood?

there should be a fine for doing a jerk off motion without an actual dick in your hand i mean come ON don't waste a good jerk off motion

oh what complicated hair you weave

@boo86xx aye, i mean arrggh :)

@ruadorklikeme <---- thanks for TL love!

TL touched by the funny chocolate kitty @tdeerock *does dance*

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

andre 3000 (and me trying to get out of a stupid argument)

hey ocd bathroom hand washers: you realize whatever you're worried about is still all over your fly, right?

enjoy your day.