Sometimes when I post a really good tweet&y'all don't appreciate it, I'm torn between RT'ing myself&telling you how much you suck.

What? You've never seen someone trying to adjust their breasts so they can lean over&paint their toenails?

I RT so you can find out about funny people & so I don't have to think up something funny on my own.

Reality sucks &the truth hurts. Buck up, sissy pants! Welcome to life.

My bf says I gave him blue balls. Can't help feeling that I've achieved something ...

Yes, he probably needs meds, but then his tweets wouldn't be so funny!
Follow @shitsihate

If you have less than 10,000 followers, than follow @saraespivey
You won't get any new followers, but she will.

RT @awkwardposts: Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255. Almost 3000 commit suicide daily. Retweet this and you might save someone's life.

Now following @celticmoondance and @uni_witch
You should, too. They appear to be a bit more educated than my usual but they're good :)

@msgreengoddess Spiveys are everywhere! It's some sort of make us love them/take over the world thing. Did I get it right @saraespivey ??

Boys suck.

#FF @melissughhh @blairbear2828 @confusedlush @geekwholanded @growingupscotty @saraespivey @spideroger @staticbeth @wolf_six

RT @lmao: Don't
lie
to
me

I'm not stupid 😒

RT @childnotebook: Paper cut: A tree's glorious moment of revenge.

My vm says "don't leave a msg because I don't check them". Yet ppl continue to leave msgs!
I need new friends ...

Cramps, bleeding, vomiting.
and how's your day? :)

@saraespivey and you play guitar, too. *swoons*

@redpawn3 don't mess with fire signs there Cappy ;) ESP @saraespivey (my Twitter crush lol)

Ask and ye shall receive
RT @saraespivey @dkstevens327 And I just RT'd you! You should RT the RT of me RT'ing you!!

@growingupscotty my boobs or the guys? (Re staring) I have named them GiGi as they're G cups (boobs not guys)