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Sometimes when I post a really good tweet&y'all don't appreciate it, I'm torn between RT'ing myself&telling you how much you suck.
What? You've never seen someone trying to adjust their breasts so they can lean over&paint their toenails?
I RT so you can find out about funny people & so I don't have to think up something funny on my own.
Reality sucks &the truth hurts. Buck up, sissy pants! Welcome to life.
My bf says I gave him blue balls. Can't help feeling that I've achieved something ...
My vm says "don't leave a msg because I don't check them". Yet ppl continue to leave msgs!
I need new friends ...
Cramps, bleeding, vomiting.
and how's your day? :)
mom/writer/editor/voracious reader/ would-be: lawyer, actor, mortician, crazy cat lady, new blogger, etc. http://favstar.fm/users/dkstevens327