@thomas_of_troy I hope you know that for every shitty word anyone said about you, you changed someone's life in a profoundly positive way

Wake up, receive emails on albums you already have from amazon and tours you already know about from friends, go back to bed

Great article for internet users, which you obviously are. Read it.  http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/1/4279674/im-still-here-back-online-after-a-year-without-the-internet …

God Will Never Put You Through Anything You Can't Handle Because He Is A Figment Of Your Imagination

Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13 - "if a man lays with another man he should be stoned".

for today, for this one day, for this ONE day, FOR THIS *ONE* DAY, Pinkerton by @weezer is the best album ever.

I just saw a kid on a leash at the airport.

Spoiler alert: Archer is funny

fuck all these punk and rock reunions, you know what reunion I want to happen? Outkast.

This is the review I am proud of. @twiabp The World Is A Beautiful Place - 'Whenever, If Ever'  http://p.ost.im/p/dV7XvX  via @utgreview

I have no affiliation with @dwhbmusic I have no idea what those initials stand for you should probably download this  http://dwhb.bandcamp.com/ 

I don't have enough money to exist as cool as I want to exist.

Rocko's Modern Life and The Adventures Of Pete & Pete were the two best television shows of all time, no exceptions.

City & Colour is opening for Pink. Everybody go home now, our lives are over.

I've been to some 30+ shows thus far in 2013 and I think @badbooksmusic + @shoneofficial at @thespacect may have been the best one.

And may someday the LGBT community overcome the bullshit heterosexual bigots throw upon them. hugs all around

I suggest we all hate white people and we all hate men, because if we're going to be sexist and racist, let's at least REALLY do it.

police brutality reports in Watertown! Alright America, way to handle everything wrong ALL the time.

@walkingdead_amc The Walking Dead enjoys @yelyahwilliams @xchadballx . My ability to perceive what's happening has disappeared.

...sometimes, the price is right restores my faith in humanity.