Any sober analysis points to single payer as the only reasonable way to solve HCR probs, so we do the opposite. #becausewearestupid

Major has a minor understanding of the debt ceiling history

If there were an afterlife, Karl Marx wld be all, "I told you motherfuckers this was gonna happen" but, you know, in German

Rasmussen has Obama at 52% approval which translates into an actual rating of 132%

Historically and Biblically, marriage has been defined as a bond b/w 1 man & 1 woman, unless you look at history or read the Bible

GSP was going to comment further on Anderson, but he can't even finish a thought.

Pretty easy to understand why a group of ppl who can vote on their own pay raises & get socialized health ins hate unions

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I need a back to work message "Unfortunately, I've returned to the office, but pls continue to go fuck yourselves"

Cain to endorse Gingrich's penis

@beardedstoner In the freezer, behind the bodies

"Benghazi is a scandal! Israel is protecting itself!" Amoral Americans lacking any sort of intellectual sophistication

I love all this "vote! I don't care who for, just vote!" nonsense. Here's the deal: if you're going to vote for the other guy, don't vote.

@ari_goldstein I've met @byepluto so I know he actually exists, no evidence that other guy ever did

If these speeches keep going like this, Politico might have to write a lukewarm article abt them claiming Romney's was only slightly better

Shorter Romney: Obama is foreign & Jesus was born in America

Protip: never let a 12 year old butter the popcorn

Not sure why @lolgop wld block me (same team!). Can someone pls RT so he can see? Been following since the beginning of the account!

Focus on the Family? Why not let al qaeda advertise?

She's totally unconscious & I'm without a proper trunk. #storyofmylife