@antifreeze @kurafire Hipster transit filters. Siri, what’s the best route on a fixie?

Curiosity rover runs a PowerPC 750 processor… so I like to imagine it as a radiation-resistant 1998 iMac on wheels.

@1password Have you considered adding the ability to attach photos of IDs, credit cards, etc. via the iPhone’s camera? Just a thought!

The submenu doesn’t appear until you click. Then it slides to replace the first menu like iOS popovers. Absurd. #iTunes pic.twitter.com/DpGSiMhh

@foresmac Cheque yourself before you wreque yourself.

“I always imagined the guy who made WordPress would look like Willy Wonka.” #wcpdx

@yaynadja “Entrepreneur” is also a gentle way of saying “chronically unemployed.” /cc @mugunthkumar

@macthedave IMHO they enlarged the Google+ UI so your content takes more space… to obscure the fact that there’s not much of it.

@macthedave Apps ran better on vinyl. This digital stuff is crap.

"I should get a medal for how many times I can reference the movie 'Seven' in everyday conversation." #fb

How about a @tng_s8 episode where Worf must let raccoons eat garbage off him to fix a diplomatic faux pas? http://t.co/zxPnrmJ2

Grandma asked for an iPad help session.
Step 1: Get a solitaire app.
Step 2: Cancel WebTV.
Step 3. There is no step 3.

@jbrodkin I can’t abide factory farm beards. Free-range all the way baby.

Pre-ordered an @automatic today. Excited to try it out. Looks like a really neat gadget for not too much money.  http://www.automatic.com 

@jdrch @johnobeto Oh yeah? Well my opinion of Windows is based on 3.1 in a VM.

@strngwys America went over the equine cliff. @scottaw

The 30 Most Portland Things That Have Ever Happened In Portland  http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-30-most-portland-things-that-have-ever-happened-in-portl …

@theromit @johnobeto “Built-in virus protection” is Google’s spin on “can’t install any third-party software”.

Used the built-in browser in the @1password iOS app to visit the Dropbox site and view my 1Password data on the web. Just because I can.

From the Smithsonian: “For 40 Years, This Russian Family Was Cut Off From All Human Contact, Unaware of World War II”  http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/For-40-Years-This-Russian-Family-Was-Cut-Off-From-Human-Contact-Unaware-of-World-War-II-188843001.html …