If I had tits, Moho would follow me. I'd also be sponsored by Schoolyy.

RT if you know a girl gamer who is a slut. Fav this tweet if you banged her.

Favorite this tweet if you want me to follow back.

RT if you lift.

AMzorz is Gage with a handful of ugly gamer girl nudes.

Hi, my name is haggy and when I fap, I make sure to let the girl that everybody is pounding in the ass know http://t.co/Phxijhlk

.@xboxsupport1 how is it offensive? I'm not offended. I think it's a rather creative gamer tag. HeyGurlGotCum is original.

RT if you like penis in your butt.

http://t.co/2GOfGhqv

If you know a gamer girl who thinks she’s hot shit, RT and let her know @is_anyone_up is holding #FuckOrKill right now. Chance to Prove it.

Hi @mlgjohn287, I'm @akamyself from twitter. After watching your #EGL gameplay, one question comes to mind: pic.twitter.com/A4x6Abn9

If I'm elected president, first thing I will do is legalize marijuana, abolish religion and put porn on basic cable. Support my campaign, RT

Waiting for some of these gamer chicks that think they’re hot shit to submit pix to @is_anyone_up #FuckOrKill contests.

I might give up my crown as king troll to @apexsaints. He just trolled the whole gaming community stretching across 17 countries.

"I'm done with gaming and deleting my twitter because I'm the best gamer ever but can't prove it." - gage

I should have at least 10,000 followers. I mean, I'm funny and I tweet the truth. Also horse vaginas, old men with dildos in their asses ect

YES!! “@imrel0ad: For those of you who missed this probable iPhone 5 design. Release date: 8/15/12 http://t.co/TpLPxACQ RT”

I'm very excited for a few months after Black Ops 2 comes out when everybody hates it and says MW3 was better.

Why do 98% of CoD kids spell "sponsor" with a fucking e? SPONSER IS FUCKING INCORRECT.

Thanks @infinityward for your new Lag hot fix. Mr Pickles 0524 outgunned me because I'm west coast and he's east. I'm now killing myself.