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I usually have a Jameson with my Mad Men. Is this what it's like to watch sober or...
Keeping my 4 yr old niece relevant by teaching her "The Macarena"
The reverse camera on my phone gave me worse self-esteem than 10th grade did
Do you realize how disgustingly you can eat a sandwich if you aren't dating anyone...
The man who flour-bombs a Kardashian is arrested while Trayvon's killer is probably eating a sandwich. #USA
VEGAN TIP: don't come to my house on Thanksgiving, my mom stuffs the turkey with pork.
TIP: Forget that garbage looking Tom Hanks propaganda movie and see Gravity in IMAX 3D every week till it leaves theaters
job search update: just googled 'ralph wiggum famous quotes'
"You lose everything!" -parents for the rest of your life after you lost something once when you were 14
"Bless your little heart" -A woman in Georgia right before she murdered me
I feel like HBO's Behind the Candelabra is gonna give me LIFE I didn't know I had