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#ThingsNotToDoAtChristmasParty <-- First of all, you guys are already drunk, cuz you're missing "a" in there.
#BestSpongebobQuotes "A stove, is a stove, no matter where you go, a patty is a patty, that's what I saaaaaay..."
If one more person asks me to turn water into wine, I swear to Dad... #jesustweet
#Eclection is officially in the top 100 bestsellers in these categories! :D Congrats @sethpetersonla! \o/ pic.twitter.com/JspHAaLo
"BOOM! I'M EATIN' YOUR GRAPES, BRO. THESE GRAPES ARE DELICIOUS." "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Oh, so much." #ImpracticalJokers
"This car is Fi's baby, if we wreck it, she's gonna be PISSED." LOL, aww, Sam cares. XD #BurnNotice
If they shut down Twitter, I'll just walk around, shouting my tweets at people on the street.
Chocolate. I love you so much, I want to fuck you. Transform into a person so I can do that.
Solid Snaking (v.) - to repeat info you were just given in the form of a question. Ex.: "If it weren't for the revolution..." "Revolution?"
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#IStoppedBelievingInSantaWhen I was three years old, and I wanted an Oscar Meyer weenie whistle. Christmas came...no weenie whistle.
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EEE! @sethpetersonla's #Eclection is officially a top 20 bestseller! http://amzn.to/Y8fxuQ pic.twitter.com/G7Nci4eC
Yes, I caught Anson. / They shot me. It's not over. / Undead Nate is here. @sethpetersonla #BurnNotice #zombiehaiku
Why does Madonna think people still want to see her licking things? We don't, Madonna. Stop it. Stop it right now.
22. Author. Screenwriter. Seth Peterson Freak. Michael Crichton Idolizer. Silent Hill/2BFs Fanatic. Tattoo Nut. Gamer. Singer. Blogger. Atheist. Human. Miranda.
