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Remember that show on MTV where the sole purpose was to go into houses looking for jizz? God, I miss that.
Plan B? More like Plan A! Am I right, guys?!
Isn't it funny how the guys from B2K are serving BK2me now?
Passive aggressive games between couples are so...never mind.
I've given it a lot of thought & I'm done over-analyzing situations.
Friend: What do you know about the Emancipation Proclamation?
Me: Nothing. I don't listen to hip hop.
Just once I'd like to hear an athlete/musician thank science.
"I'd like to, first of all, thank science. Without you, nothing is possible."
Final reason of today why I can't stand society:
Barbra Streisand has sold more records than Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, & Tom Petty combined.
Another reason to hate existence:
Creed has sold more albums than Jimi Hendrix in America.
On my Gpa's 90th birthday I asked him what being 90 was like. He looked at me and said, "Bryan, everyday is a fucking rerun."
If you're gonna do crack, make sure it's the one on your girlfriend's back.