Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Plan B? More like Plan A! Am I right, guys?!
Isn't it funny how the guys from B2K are serving BK2me now?
Passive aggressive games between couples are so...never mind.
I've given it a lot of thought & I'm done over-analyzing situations.
Friend: What do you know about the Emancipation Proclamation?
Me: Nothing. I don't listen to hip hop.
Just once I'd like to hear an athlete/musician thank science.
"I'd like to, first of all, thank science. Without you, nothing is possible."
Final reason of today why I can't stand society:
Barbra Streisand has sold more records than Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, & Tom Petty combined.
Another reason to hate existence:
Creed has sold more albums than Jimi Hendrix in America.
Helen Keller gave mad hand jobs, yo.
If you're gonna do crack, make sure it's the one on your girlfriend's back.
Guys, I've gotta admit, this has been one of the best Black History Months of my life.
This Alex Rodriguez Yankee Candle smells awful.
I keep a condom in my wallet to remind myself that no one wants to sleep with me.
Cut myself shaving, but I'm gonna try and power through this with a little help from you guys.
Ruler of Heaven, and Earth, and every goddamn thing in between. I ain't no follow back girl!