write a paper on that ass, that's an ass-ay

"Call me an ambulance, siri." "Okay. From now on I will call you 'an ambulance"

hey girl u wanna come over n eat kraft singles

girl ur ass looks grand in those yogurt pants

I miss fat presidents

if you need to get high but don't have money just spin around a lot it feels the same probably

rt if ur an athlete 4 satan

its 2012 and healthy foods still dont taste like pizza smh smh

i do lift actually just not often why do you ask

The Teen Commandments

who let the cats out? meow meow meow meow

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere she got a big booty so i call her big booty

im a pube stylist i went to school to learn how to style pubes i can style ur pubes 4 one 5 dollar bill or a subway sub

i cant tell if my life is amazing or horrible

someone posted my number on omegle now i'm getting naked pictures from old men. dreams do come true

just flushed a sandwich down the toilet

hulk smash the pussy

every1 on fb a fuk boi

@habrahamson @beebee880 http://t.co/DFSqocxo

latte flavored pumpkin