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I want mantis shrimp vision
oh and I threw out/donated like all my winter clothes...uh maybe I'll regret this? prob not though I mean I kept a decent amount?
My calculator has two way power in case I need to do math in the dark.
I smell like a cough drop. details later.
Fav tweets=Katy's mom tweets.
Dear Funk Master Flex: The siren sounds doesn't make sense in every song.
This sports bra gives me uniboob.
All you guys are pussies. This ain't snow.
Just saw the best crackhead ever.
I would marry a 7- layer buritto right now eat it and collect its life insurance.
retardedly over tweeting