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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.
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"You can have our heads when you pry them out of our cold, dead asses."
~ 46 members of the US Senate
if i cant troll people for cruel sadistic pleasure on twitter i dont even know why we have an internet
*camera pans to ray lewis attempting to shove a whole deer down a juicer*
8PM: A Mormon hairstylist is caught baptizing clients during the shampoo rinse, and a Bakersfield mall unfurls the world's largest yoga mat
There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god
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