@samgrittner Knee-il Patrick Harris. #actorparts

Rondo’s ACL, like the KFC Gameday Bucket, go boom.

Matt Besser…you’re an actor playing an expectant dad in perhaps the worst series of commercials Apple has ever made…go!

"Horses & Bayonets"...love that Decemberists album.

After 162 games, you were best or second-best team in the league. Congratulations, now incumbent on you to split two road games immediately.

@citizenrobot Mars, Bringer of Blue Junk.

Why can’t we just leave Dr. Manhattan alone, you guys?

I always picture the sax solo at the end of M83’s “Midnight City” being played by the Star Wars cantina band.#randomwednesday

“The San Diego Fireworks Show” is definitely a nickname you don’t want to have.

cc: @lanield “@nathan_pensky: I think the lead singer of that band Train might actually be Satan.”

On the bright side, the sooner the Lakers' season ends, the sooner Men At Work and Franklin and Bash can get started. #ugh

LIKE A BAWS. RT @ryansee: GPOY RT @latimes Man shows up for job interview naked, high on meth http://t.co/J82aVGCY

Put a bird on it. #FiveWordTEDTalks

"Mavs Are Down And Kraut" #ESPNheadlines

@lanield “@burritojustice: Can we start making fun of Train yet?”

Shit, the Penguin did it. “@nytimes: 48 years after Kennedy's assassination, @errolmorris explores "The Umbrella Man" http://t.co/N7FRz02I”

I love that Sandler is continuing to do the kind of movies that were pilloried in @juddapatow's Funny People. Meta.

The St. Crispin's Day speech of our time. #gobears #obligatory #cartography http://t.co/LnuSxols @smerani @mikesilver @cal_in_the_pros

“@wired: Great tale from NPR.org about how (& why) Niels Bohr dissolved two Nobels: http://t.co/X7CnS1VQ” Walter White Award Winner, 1940

GAMEFACE http://t.co/8BxKfLI