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Proposed bill will allow gov to read our texts, emails, web searches and listen to our phone calls? We must fight this to the death.
Samantha Brick is on This Morning. I am sitting by my television, naked with a huge erection and a pot of lubricant at the ready.
Disaster- pandas fail to mate. Apparently they need to arouse the male- step forward Samantha Brick
no better advert for Fundamental Christianity than the moron who went mental in Norway #religionisfortwats
Am I alone in thinking that Frankie Cocozza is an enormous cock?
Excellent- the racist bastards, Dobson and Norris finally get their come-uppance in court for killing Stephen Lawrence- I hope they rot
I have just filed for divorce and put my kids up for adoption. The reason? The vain hope that I might one day meet Samantha Brick.
Ed Miliband defends his "Bob Holness "Blackbusters" gaffe- he has been taken out of context- he was referring to 18th century gameshow
Anybody spot a blue fiat bravo, reg no CT07 BHU in Swindon or Reading area. It is stolen please call police.pass this on
"Unison seeking legal advice over Clarkson comments" For fuck's sake- get a fucking life....
apologies to all racist scum I've upset tonight- must be a tough night for you with two mates about to be locked up for life
racists are just angry losers looking to blame other people for their own desperate failures
Found wi-fi in the Congo- checked three places now- they bloody lied to us- nobody drinks Um-Bongo
Have absolutely packed the garage with jerry cans full of petrol. Having a last day of summer barbecue tonight. What could go wrong?
Nicola- "i'm a secret feminist" is the funniest think I've ever heard on TV
Frankie Cocozza kind of reminds me of a dirtier (as in nits) Pete Doherty- living the "dream" before he's produced the goods
Award winning comedian and travel writer- columnist for the Independent and the Sunday Times, generally getting away with stuff...