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My neighbor’s 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) “10,000,000 Explosions” 2.) “Army Guys Yelling At Each Other” 1.) “Subwoofer:The Movie”
Hey kid in the race car shopping cart - you're not actually steering that thing. Haha you can't drive yet. Fuck you.
How many police did those N.W.A. guys end up fucking?
"Did you or did you not tell the other nurses to 'leave this one alone?'" - Baby Thorogood trial.
Just once, can the fucking Food Network acknowledge Halloween?
WARNING! The book “Tell Her To ’Calm Down!’ & Other Surefire Ways To Get Blown By Your Own Wife” is total bullshit.
"Remember, every super fat chick looked GREAT on the red carpet last night." - TV producers/online editors this morning.
FYI - Cotton-Eyed Joe is on 60 Minutes this Sunday. Motherfucker better tell us where he came from and where he went.
Anyone know what time the "I'm having so much fun at the music festival" vs. "I'm too good for the music festival" war starts?
Somewhere, at this exact moment, a chick is holding in a dump until she gets home.
Novelty band idea: The Gay Refs. Release club-ready single, "Too Many Men on the Field." Tour with reunited Weather Girls.
It would be extremely hard to cast a reality show called “Teenage Chicks At The Beach Not Texting.”
Marvin Gayest #BiggerBands
It's been well over a year since that one clip went viral, so just a quick reminder to eat da poopoo.
From what I can tell, Beats by Dre headphones sound awesome when you're waiting for a bus.
Jimmy Page looks pretty damn good for an elderly Japanese woman.
"More like resERECTION." - Jesus, every morning.
What's your fave NPR morning show? Mine's probably 20,000 Callers Agreeing With One Another.
"Let me be perfectly clear" - jellyfish
If my cat tells you I petted him this morning he is a liar. Smashing your face into a stationary human hand does NOT COUNT.