Faves. #FF
@zoofster <--- Nerd
@missyinaction87 <--- Hilarious. @gingernacre <--- Ginger @vancitybuzz <--- Local
@harrisonmooney <-- Hockey

Haha! My cat just pooped on my brother. Happy Easter!

I hope Jake Gyllenhaal & Dennis Quaid are okay.

This video is UNREAL. Watch the devastation in 6 minutes. http://t.co/zJMftiJ (link via @sorshanik)

@tertiaackerman I finally saw Cabin In The Woods & now finally get your Zombie Arm reference! Yay! I hope. Otherwise, this is a weird tweet.

Just called Noam Chomsky "Chom Noamsky." #wtf

@doug_lorman @jesslorman He looks unimpressed by your knowledge of vice presidents & 1970s baseball.

FF my geek squad! @sorshanik @kang72 @zoofster @jwla @tertiaackerman @vanessamsmarvel @geekyweevixen! I'm missing some but its a good start!

Incidentally, "come in handy" is a really weird phrase, when you think about it.

My Uncle Don on the phone to his 22-year-old daughter: "Okay, be safe. And don't drink all my Jägermeister!" It's funnier if you know Don.

WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! And WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd think a cat would be smart enough not to lie down directly in front of a moving 400lb wheelchair, but nope. #gogogadgetreflexes

*kicks Twitter*
*stomps around*
*slams door*

FUCK.
#Canucks

MEN, that’s why.

Don’t you wish you could still be shocked by things?

@jocethetip WTF Joyce, now I’m all sad too! ;)

Old-timey cash register is old-timey. It also takes debit.  http://instagram.com/p/XiTC8SRGPw/ 

Why is Oscar Pistorious allowed to leave the country while out on bail for murder?! Of course he's a flight risk, he can run REALLY fast!

Starting Extraction, by Douglas Preston: Finally getting around to this little ditty!  http://bit.ly/ZyKFTI 

@jesslorman @doug_lorman Awwwwww! Tear!