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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Prank your future self by wasting your life

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    I scream, you scream, we all scream. Life is terrifying

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    ♪ Shot thru the heart, and you're to blame ♫
    ♫ You're the person who shot me ♪

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll never get that job.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    If you call Starbucks "Starbs," I hope you get totes murds.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    You can't spend your whole life gently rollerblading away from your problems

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    "All you need is love," sang the popular millionaires.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    A new study finds that sausages are often linked to other sausages

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    You guys ever party with bugs

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    I'm the one who got us into this mess, so I'll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    There’s a lot of good people in the world. 17, maybe more

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Wasting my life is taking forever

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