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  • donni
      donni @donni

    My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll never get that job.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    You guys ever party with bugs

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    "All you need is love," sang the popular millionaires.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    If you call Starbucks "Starbs," I hope you get totes murds.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    I'm the one who got us into this mess, so I'll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    You can't spend your whole life gently rollerblading away from your problems

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Quick poll: How could you?

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    "Polar bears can't jump." -Black bears

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Dude, if you really want Jessie's girl, find out her name.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    I woke up feeling British, melancholy & vaguely homoerotic. Turns out I left the air conditioner on Depeche Mode all night.

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  • donni
      donni @donni

    Some veggie chips retain their native vegetable flavor and some just taste like salty potato chips. Those are the ones I like. I am America.

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My name is Donni Saphire. I do standup in dark bars and basements. I have a podcast called Mistakes. I have a walrus. Like me now before I get too popular

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