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Coulda sold me on communism if u weren't such a cunt.
Some days you're the hotdog vendor. Some days you're the hotdog vendors sexy goth wife.
Seriously, I was falling asleep and woke back up to tell you how much I love my mouth guard. May you all find mouth guards someday!
Hotel mini-bars know you're stoned
One of the fun things about this celeb photo nude leaks is that I don't know who pretty much any of them are.
Just be happy a fire doesn't come into your store and steal all your chips or whatever your selling. Bongs, weird medicines.
The rain sounds app: When you need help falling asleep but also want to feel anxious about the drought that will be our undoing.
The one thing I fear most in life is Hamas pulling my pants down & spanking my bottom to the entire class.
I got pictures of naked human ladies and dogs that wear sweaters. Put your money where your boner is, cowboys.
Ask Me About My New Personality
I'm against bad things. I'm for good things.
why are assholes allowed to destroy all the forests, why hasn't the universe obliterated us yet
I live in constant fear of the rhythm getting me.
ready to chat online!!!!!!!!!
Stretch marks are just bar codes for pizza.
i dragged a nude into a backdrop option on photobooth and now i have a photo of my nipple acting as my eye
YOU CANNOT TIP $1 ON A TAB WHEN THE FIRST THING YOU GET IS FREE SHOTS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
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what is comforting to me is that death is sleep
I'm Donni Saphire. I write silly things on here, scripts & projects at my desk. Improv emeritus. Open mic hosts call me ''a regular.'' Let's get food after this