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DID YOU KNOW: 96% of the world's scientists believe in ghosts - but are too scared to do any research.
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! IT'S A G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GAMER!
Now that baseball is over, I can get my life back on track.
*Googles "Who is Beyoncé?"*
I can totally understand why they call Paris "The City So Nice They Named It Twice." It's a great town.
Not sure who gave me a subscription to THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF ASS FLATTERY but thanks.
Wait... so do I love white yoga instructor lady on tv right now or dislike her strongly? So confused.
mutants living among the ice
College is fucking adorable. It's so cute when it crushed my entire skeleton and deems me a failure anyway
Million Dollar Idea: Amnesia, but only for the parts you hate about yourself
"Let's get out there and show them what we're made of!" - Biology teachers
When ur all like, "No" and other people r like, "Yes."
You ever see something once and it's in your head forever and can't get it out like Ozzy saying "Feed a tree? Like give it a ham sandwich?"
Man these suckers been on top for so long now sucker shit is the norm. Celebrated even.
I wanted to know what was going on in SF so I legit searched "Who won the Superbowl?" but I'm just tired not anti-sports bragging.
Why do you say "fuck" so much / Probably the same reason I fuck so much
"Oh, it's jobs. Bad at 'em."
But this is an interview.
"Oh right. I meant drugs. I'm bad at jobs because I do a lot of drugs."
Me: Im gettin married Saturday Pbly shd get some sleep
My brain: thats great! Hey u know what i thought wd be fun to dream about tho? Murder
Lighting wasn't creepy enough for our halloween party tomorrow so we put all the old TVs on static, looks so good. Wish you were all coming
I've been sent a 2015 calendar from a cemetery.
Where are the strong opinions it seems like America has gotten lazy and doesn't cultivate strong opinions anymore
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