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Last week "spotify the best $10 you'll ever spend" tonight "yes man I been getting tired of the way spotify set up" 😭😭😭😭😭
Napster was the original game changer.
People in LA no longer give hugs upon greeting friends. I'm not complaining, but it's a thing.
a class action lawsuit against class action lawsuit commercials that overuse the phrase "vaginal mesh"
A sketch show so bad you find yourself wishing it were an improv show :(
my soul is swollen but can you tell
*me in the front row at Wrestlemania*
You guys know this isn't real right
anyway I have a lot of great advice and will now tuck myself in for solo 32yo Cheez-It™ bedtime reading and anxiety-mollifying
Perhaps this will be the week I finally take a hard look at my life, get serious, and join Scientology
Happy birthday to your baby, I got it a stork that can fly it somewhere cooler, why are you yelling
Alternate name for Scientology doc: White People Be Crazy
Scientology still makes more sense than Mike Pence trying to explain how Indiana's religious freedom law isn't discriminatory.
I just walked in on two girls having sex in the bathroom at the show I host, so I'm doing something right!
found an old idea notebook & the only 2 things written in it were "taking candy from a baby but it's a specific baby" & "occam's aftershave"
i watched the scientology movie and all i want to do is stand outside the scientology building & save them
fucked that your selfies only get retweeted if youre super hot or super weird looking or they incriminate you in a murder
A tweet so bad you check if it's a palindrome
My name is Donni Saphire. I do standup in dark bars and basements. I have a podcast called Mistakes. I have a walrus. Like me now before I get too popular
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