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  • TheNardvark
      Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark

    How about an app like Waze for helping me avoid running into people I know at the grocery store.

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  • fucktyler
      Tyler, The Creator @fucktyler

    some dude told me that prototype by andre 3000 isnt good. i then realized we dont share the same ear for music and disreguard his opinion ha

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  • jrindyk
      Man from Homs @jrindyk

    *lives nowhere close to modern agriculture/megafarms* LOL why would anyone be a vegan... so stupid

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  • JhonRules
      Jhon @JhonRules

    New Lays flavors:
    Gym Bench
    Orange Juice and Toothpaste
    Gary?
    Keith Sweat
    H O T D O G W A T E R

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  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    These days my mom and I only communicate in emojis, which is better than before when we communicated in long sighs and eye rolls.

    • 40
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  • drugleaf
      LeVar Burzum @drugleaf

    haha, like i was saying, my fiancée does a GREAT kevin james impression, but i mean. hell, you know how the saying goes; Wife Imitates Blart

    • 85
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  • Caissie
      Caissie St.Onge @Caissie

    I know it is not nice, but I cannot stop laughing at the image of a woman smashing another woman's ukulele over a man.

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  • JoeDeVitoComedy
      Joe DeVito @JoeDeVitoComedy

    I think it's very shallow how you used your friend's boobs to make me look at your photo

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  • kittaveli
      tali'zorah @kittaveli

    when Obama stops being president will someone give him a TV show

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  • Caissie
      Caissie St.Onge @Caissie

    Woman on train telling story of her breakup. Husband developed feelings for his songwriting partner. Wife smashed girlfriend's ukulele. 👰🏻💔

    • 40
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  • NicestHippo
      Nice Hippo @NicestHippo

    "Don't be so self-conscious"
    ME (cured of my self-consciousness): omg I never thought of that

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  • sad_tree
      joe @sad_tree

    My dick curves so far left its gonna vote for Hilary!! Haha Hey guys welcome to Greg's funeral I'm your host Phil the Funeral Comic

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  • SunshineJarboly
      Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly

    i traced my family roots all the way to a group of lizards living in Pangea

    you went back to far

    • 4
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  • juliussharpe
      Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe

    To every bald guy, Lex Luthor is the hero, not the villain. Sorry he wants to screw up your awesome have-hair world.

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  • ChrisCubas
      Chris Cubas @ChrisCubas

    The next Terminator movie will be about John Connor sending a Terminator back in time to stop Bill Cosby.

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  • marieberd
      Clarice Starburst @marieberd

    Am I at the correct gate for SLC->LAX? Oh okay everyone around me is talking about what they're gonna do with their kids at Disneyland nvm

    • 5
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  • UncleDynamite
      Uncle Dynamite @UncleDynamite

    I caught your father in the kitchen at 2am squeezing mayonnaise out of a bottle onto two very surprised turnips.

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  • cschleichsrun
      Chris Schleicher @cschleichsrun

    More often than not, your bowtie is not communicating what you want it to communicate.

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  • GiuliaRozzi
      Giulia Rozzi @GiuliaRozzi

    I get very overwhelmed about the fact that I'll never click all the links.

    • 3
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  • James_Shickich
      James Shickich @James_Shickich

    Imagine if people who invent board games were as lazy as people who named sports and we hand stuff called "handpieces" and "squareboard"...

    • 4
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