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it makes me a little uncomfortable to think about but I have to honestly acknowledge that is probably true
someone in the comments just said "I can't imagine John Denver being anything other than an incredibly caring and attentive lover"
But she's happy and you on here reminiscing. Life certainly does take turns... https://twitter.com/prod1994/status/735132055743397889 …
So tired of these silly changes. Not counting pics/links towards character limits is cool, but mentioning up to 50 ppl in a tweet? No.
There's a super guitar center by my apartment and I was fucking pissed when I went in there and they don't sell any groceries
Just saw a shirtless dude in his thirties take out a sharpie and write "fuck" on a street sign. I guess he didnt have time for the "you dad"
If you've ever wondered what vacationing in Florida is like, just watch a bunch of Disney movies in a Hooters.
Can’t listen to Moby because my mother listened to Moby extensively, can’t stop listening to Moby bc vegan electronica
Sometimes shooting down stupidity and nastiness is too easy and borderlines on fun. It's actually turning into a hobby.
The only app my dad uses on his smart phone is Spider Solitaire, and that's why he's the happiest, scariest man I know.
Can't help noticing very few of you have encouraged me to "slay" today.
and God bless that cup of instant coffee, which tasted like a hot dog
I believe so..at least it really feels like it 😏 https://twitter.com/pasgali/status/735204506846167040 …
if someone can recommend a way to lose 30 pounds without counting calories, working out, eating less, or cutting down on carbs, let me know
Oy. I'm already anxious about the traffic. https://twitter.com/thewrap/status/735200369417048064 …
Alvin and the Chip Monks: Buddhists Got Back
doing whatever you want whenever you want is neat, i hope to be there some day, till then its either this or work at like costco if im lucky
if I ask to hold your baby it's because I hope to absorb some of it's youth
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