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I write jokes but they never write back
It's no coincidence that Greg is an anagram of Regg
Best part of Get Shorty is when Travolta's like "That's it! GET SHORTY!" and they go to get Shorty
Turns out my sidekick thinks I'm HIS sidekick
Sleep is death's bumbling assistant
Do your best. It's probably not good enough, but still
Twitter is the best place to get completely ignored by thousands of people
Bill Mime The Silence Guy
Being a single dad is hard when you have no children
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I think most women should be female
"It was always burning" is the dumbest alibi ever, Billy Joel
To find Waldo, you must first find yourself
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long history of violence
WHO RESCUES THE RESCUE RANGERS
Just pulled a rabbi out of a ha
We're born alone, we die alone, and most of our conversations are about weather
Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash.
Go Big or go Tupac
"And you will know us by the trail of bread..." -Ducks
My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will.
I'm Donni Saphire and I approved this beverage. Writer of joke sentences. Open mic lingerer. Comfy. More at TwitTalkers (http://twittalkers.com) Still not a cop