I heard on @thisamerlife that the things you learn at 12 and 13 shape your brain and stick with you forever. [shudder]

Seriously?? “@luvvieig: OH NOOOOOOO!!! Fox News is utterly ridiculous. RT @steenfox EPIC TYPO http://t.co/OEyqfM0”

No-Regrets Egret http://t.co/fUzuxf4y

Why I support the Oxford comma: http://t.co/Ks4fYMYM

@joelanair this isn't about what I wish this was about

OH: "Did you say Harlem Shake Weight?" (via @founddrama)

Which was then broken up by a native mob. “@jnack: Saw a flash mob at Adobe HQ today. It was broken up by an HTML5 mob.”

Oh, Netflix http://t.co/psU34Vu

W I N C E P T I O N http://i.imgur.com/4ZyaE.jpg

@michaelvacirca good taste!

@michaelvacirca well, [forget] that!

"Writing functional tests is too cucumbersome" -- @th3morg

I love Ben Gibbard  http://www.npr.org/event/music/165279053/ben-gibbard-tiny-desk-concert?utm_source=NPR&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20121119 …

@joelanair or Mint Rumney

You shouldn't have to become a bully in order not to be bullied.

@joelanair amen.

When love is a sin, only sinners will be lovers.

@founddrama @dehowell My process is more rococo than baroque

Step 1) Distribute piracy software Step 2) Decry piracy Step 3) #SOPA Step 4) Profit! http://t.co/IsZn1TWY

Missing the first few seconds of your favorite song you're trying to record off the radio #90sproblems