I met a girl At Starbucks last night. I said " you wanna get a pizza and have sex"? She said no. I said "what?! You don't like pizza?"

#ff @69crab69 @flsteelersbabe @ultradjgirl @trinity_devine @lvchickenbonz @djmikeyswift @annoyedguy2 @djbrythm

I think I'm gonna try to do a stranger today. You know where you sit on your hand till it goes numb then masturbate so its like someone new

I got so drunk last night I blew chunks. The problem is chunks is my dog

RT @teamchuck: RT @trinity_devine: #FF - @lvchickenbonz @djmikeyswift @msswift702 @sk8rjulie @jessholland @teamchuck . http://t.co/1zXIHjtq

@shaztaberry lol so do I ;p

I think its the secret twitter life we lead lol RT @bitchymctits: Who else has a heart atack when someone touches their phone?

"it's been a while", prepping her in case things go.... Too quickly RT @bitchymctits: I Fucking Hate YOU #4Wordsbeforesex

Is this A sign of the end of the world??The detroit tiger baseball team is in the playoffs And they have a winning football team?? RUN!!

#ff @ultradjgirl @djeddiecutlass @djmikeyswift @lvstrip @69crab69 @bitchysweethart @canadian_jane @capriottisjason @cosmopolitan_lv

#ff @trinity_devine @ultradjgirl @lvchickenbonz @djmikeyswift @69crab69 @bitchymctits @mahoneysucks @davefarra

@shaztaberry it's not my job but I do it like it is ;) makes it more fun that way

get off me RT @shoutinggoddess: @donnieg75 #3wordsaftersex

Wheres my money??? RT @randomestbob: @shoutinggoddess #3WordsAfterSex herpes isnt forever.

go to sleep lRT @shoutinggoddess: #3WordsAfterSex Is that it?

Happy Halloween!!! http://t.co/36oy40Fv

I have that mat too lol RT @musclemistress: True tweet: I just purchased a doormat for my new home that reads "Go Away!" Fucking brilliant.

Ruin it for men like me lol RT @charlottemaryse: If plums make u plump and nuts make u nutty what can a big cucumber do for u?

@laughatmymind no problem. I love dirty girls. It makes me think of washing my puppy when she ran thru the mud puddle ;p

@fraufickendammt lol. I know. No Mosquitos big enough to carry off a small child in Vegas!! Just crackheads to carry off your valuables here