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I met a girl At Starbucks last night. I said " you wanna get a pizza and have sex"? She said no. I said "what?! You don't like pizza?"
I think I'm gonna try to do a stranger today. You know where you sit on your hand till it goes numb then masturbate so its like someone new
I got so drunk last night I blew chunks. The problem is chunks is my dog
Is this A sign of the end of the world??The detroit tiger baseball team is in the playoffs And they have a winning football team?? RUN!!
I mountain bike, ride a Harley, love techno, meeting new people and drive a Jeep. Need I say more?