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"No I don't mind your hairy armpits" said no man ever.
Husker Du sounds like what a hipster would name his penis
when you are drunk, the only app that should open on your phone is G+ this way you can post and no one will see it
I have no idea what the Harlem shake is and judging by the tweets, I don't want to know.
Hey! I'm the Italian powerhouse around here
you: remember when you asked me out a year ago and I said no? me: nope, move along
Finished my email to the company with "I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors"