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"No I don't mind your hairy armpits" said no man ever.
100 on my math test and 100 on my presentation. Got some laughs too. Hashtag skills to pay the bills, hashtag handsome
i was just asked to go out at 11PM for drinks. hashtag old people need sleep
Finished my email to the company with "I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors"
reading and helping write a political cartoon. i better slow down a bit, i am sure my heart can't take these wild friday nights
Two finals and an essay. Done and dominated. Hashtag smart and handsome
There are people that don't know that I make jokes out of things. I call these people "jerks"