@doo_over's (Robin) most faved Tweets...
Not particularly prolific, not particularly edgy, Canadian, polite. Won't use the 'c' word. Yup, that's me; a one-star wonder.
My bldg mgmt has a sense of humour. They scheduled a fire drill at 9:00 on 09/09/09 and sent all the apocalypse crazies into the street.
Every time I see Gene Hackman I am convinced he's the kind of guy that would bounce his schlong off your forehead and think that was sexy.
On the radio: Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit. 7: Is he saying "potatoes"? Me: No, honey. 'Entertain us". 7: Potatoes are yummy.
This woman's perfume is giving me a headache. In retaliation I have slipped off my walky shoes and am trying like mad to fart.
Me: I think today should be cancelled due to lack of interest.
Him: I don't care one way or the other.
Him: I don't care one way or the other.
Woke up unjustifiably cheery, even in the dark. Grinning to myself on the commuter train, no reason. IT'S A BRAIN TUMOUR, ISN'T IT???!?!?
Yes, I am wearing Mom jeans but bent over you *cannot* see my a) ass crack b) my T bar or c) the top of my granny panties. You're welcome.
Singlehood means looking at my razor whilst in the shower and humming to myself, "Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow".
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I have reached an age where once the candy goes *crunch* I panic until I am sure all my teeth are in one piece.
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Christ on a sidecar, here we go. You know what, guys? You don't like the way the site is run? Make one yourself. Oh, you can't? SHUT UP
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Only with a 7 yr-old in the morning: "Look at my bum. I gave myself a wedgie!".
Yes, good morning to you too, sunshine!
Yes, good morning to you too, sunshine!
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Thr lake is a spitting, snarling, slashing beast tonight. Wind like a freight train.
Hello, winter, my old friend.
Hello, winter, my old friend.
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