and then Walt Disney dropped some acid... and the rest is history “@willis_w: pic.twitter.com/Txug8Mhf”

Why do @paxochka and @clearlyunwell have such disturbingly similar avatars? Hmmmm...

@88kos @laurenbeukes “@earth_pics: Sloths are cute! pic.twitter.com/2lAGGprOW0”

O_o “@clearlyunwell: Real mothers don’t want to be anywhere near their kids on Mother’s Day. That’s the truth.”

twitter... always there to probe the universe's deepest mysteries. “@huffingtonpost: Is Sarah Jessica Parker really done with high heels?...

aren't you omnisexual? “@working_hands_: Favstar seems to be as confused about my nationality as some of you are about my sexuality. ;)”

@working_hands_ SO DID I! (love your old avi) :)

one for @deeshroom and @88kos .... "@nerdfaced: Close, but no cigar. pic.twitter.com/vYbJaWmq”

@pyfagorass agree. I think there's place for politics and parading - just a lot more communication and tolerance within needed!

@idle_hands_ twitpic or how can we believe you? ;)

@idle_hands_ makes no difference - doesn't God have x-ray vision anyway?

SMH “@dannyzuker: "River! Wolf! Canyon! Michael! Yale! Breeze!" - My son Michael's soccer coach taking roll call just now. #Seriously”

@pyfagorass also heard Suits is fab but I haven't tried it yet...

@pyfagorass and Breaking Bad and Downton Abbey and (old school faves) Arrested Development and Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

@pyfagorass Community! And Misfits.

I think Schrödinger was on some really strong acid...

eFiling over smartphones and tablets http://t.co/ILnIvo7j via @sharethis

Zegactly. "@headlinepayoff WHY WOULD NANDO'S USE THE BIG KORN BITES FONT YOU STUPID DUMBASSES?"

@hellpants you gotta fight for the serious stuff though... thank you brave soldier!

Looks awesome - must do the next one! “@akianastasiou: And they're off in the #RunJozi #Nike fantastic vibe! http://t.co/iH5qNprP”