That @a7amoment when if you wear hot shorts in Cairo you must be a slut bas fl sa7el 3ady @ma3leshh @shitegyptiansdo @shitegyptiansay

That @a7amoment when you're ignoring someone on BBM and you accidently open their conversation.

Mom always say "Kataha kheba el 3ayza khalaf." then, when you get married they annoy the hell out of you to have a child. @shitegyptiansdo

You know you're Egyptian when at some point you wanted a pet and your parents replied "Ma7na 3andena" refering to you and your siblings.

That @a7amoment when a guy writes "Haram yaani el beyhsal da." That does not make you "ebn nas" it makes you a SEES. Nestrgel ya7bebi shwya?

Sometimes being hurt too many times doesn't make you stronger. It destroys who u were and who u wanted to be and makes u who u are today.

That @a7amoment when the people you've been avoiding on Facebook/MSN join Twitter and follow you bardo.....

That @a7amoment when you're trying to cheat from your phone and everyone decides to message you. 7abket delwt2ty teklmo? 3abokoo.

@shitegyptiansdo "Add me 3al BBM ya bbe mwah xx BA7BIK!:*"

@theboghdady Why is being happy associated with liking someone? Want to be happy? Well, do what makes you happy.

I told my dad class got cancelled today. He doesn't know that by cancelled I mean that I cancelled it for myself. I cancel a lot of classes.

I have a bad habit of wanting things that I know are bad for me.

ana bet3y w2f 23ml eh — Get a knife and cut it off.  http://ask.fm/a/22m59581 

You're so sees and you don't even like welad.

@sylar125 @ahmed_bahaa @osheenadel @omarezz21 @narcotic22 @dj_moe_wegz @m0hossam @faridaezaby @maryam_magdy + tant +mocha made my trip <3333

3alshan e7na ben7b el 2vwara. RT@alaa93khaled: هو ليه البنات لما بيجوا يسلموا علي بعض اكنهم ماشافوش بعض من 10 سنين

That @a7amoment when people think "bitch" means "slut"... "Ya benti di bitch awy, kol youm ma wa7d." Afham bas meen 3almko kda?

"Ya khoya da homa ba2o asy3 menena 100 mara da geel la ye3lm beh ela rabna" -My dad on the phone #iquote #heknowtoowell

If everyone focused more on their lives instead of other peoples, the world would be much more productive.

New word I just made up: Twitterlizing: it's like socializing but only on a Twitter level.