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twerk so hard Tumblr starts to blog about the racial implications of your twerking
Jack White looks like a down-on-his-luck Johnny Depp impersonator.
Jack White looks like a healthy Tim Burton.
#BoycottTacoBell they told me they ran out of beef and then asked if I had any pets I didn't want?
Jack White looks like some weird claymation.
#BoycottTacoBell This seven layer burrito has a layer of wolf hair and there aren't even any wolves around here.
#BoycottTacoBell I ordered a beef Chalupa Supreme and they threw a bag over my head and put me into a van now I'm not sure where I am.
Independent of its historical value, I actually kind of really like listening to Amen, Brother by The Winstons.
That was a pretty vague tweet about putting a dingus into a wingus if u catch my drift ladies
A huge colony of single-celled organisms collectively working towards the goal of sticking one part into part of another colony.
If I had 4 dogs I would call them Dog-atello, Leon-arf-o, Ruff-ael, and Michael-ankle-biter.