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you had me at "ambient noise import cd-r with a retina-scorching pink sleeve"
i think i briefly felt a sense of belonging when i was 23-25 and i was like “I gotta write this down!!” and spent 10 years doing that yayyy
Picard management tip: Your superiors are just as fallible as you are. It's okay to talk back to them. Just do it respectfully.
"Time is so crazy. What is time? It passes and before you know it, you die alone," I said. "Your pizza isn't ready yet," he repeated.
If someone gave me a time machine and Jane Birkin's home address in 1966, I'd totally promise to keep them in separate, locked cabinets.
This fucking parade is never gonna end.
Sometimes you think to yourself, my boyfriend knows just a *little* too much about drugs.
The giddy high of farting while holding eye contact.
HypoglycaeMia is sponsored by "Oh God Steinberg Just Get a Jugo Juice Before You Lose Your Mind" Enterprises, and Associated Ovaltine.
I wish someone would acqui-hire hysterically blind internet outrage.
Marissa Mayer just bought all my porn.
There's nothing as critical as a good poop on race day morning. May your bowels co-operate and may the port-a-potties be clean and free!