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Just having a Dairylea slice as a pre-meal warm up. #piglife
Just did "fanny" as a 22 pointer in Scrabble.
People need to never sensually neck at bus stops.
I hate paying for anything with a 50p piece just incase I inadvertently give away the Queen's Nose.
When watching University Challenge I used to think they actually sat in rows one above the other up a little ladder.
I think a wasp is trying to mate with our dirt smeared yellow bins in work. #desperate
Lover of Morrissey. Drawer of pictures. Befriender of felines. Writer of poems. Reader of prose.