My bachelor party weekend is about to get real. pic.twitter.com/b4QzPdDm3I

FREE PRINTER. Ships as one-thousand tiny pieces inside reusable grocery bag. Includes power cord. Missing instructions.

You killed Reader, you broke Calendar sync, YouTube buffers every seven seconds... No Google, I won't be signing up for your new service.

Takenoko, an awesome competitive board game about growing bamboo, and a ravenous panda who eats the stalks. pic.twitter.com/gawzFlmmEJ

@betteroffted Looking back on this, I clearly should have gone with "Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here."

To everyone who contributes time and energy to Ruby, Rails, and RubyGems: THANK YOU, you are awesome, and your hard work is appreciated.

LiveReload watches Sass, Haml, CoffeeScript, etc files for changes, auto-refreshes all browsers+devices to show updates  http://livereload.com/ 

No mere mortal can resist the evil of... The Thriller.

@lamikey Yeah, it's located between my kitchen and dining area. Very classy joint.

Great @rirug meetup tonight. Thanks @jimweirich for the excellent talk on test-driven development!

@semanticart What you need is a Slanket to go over your Snuggie. Preferably animal print.

@semanticart You don't like poll overlays? [ ] Agree [ ] Disagee [ ] Not Sure

@tednesi So the lesson is it's ok for state legislature to dump $100 million into an MMO, but if you play an MMO you're unfit for office.

Wall-to-wall carpeting is the wicker of the flooring world.

@mizuguchitter Thank you for Rez. Thank you for Child of Eden. Thank you for making games filled with so much hope and happiness.

"Go Right", a tribute to 2D gameplay. http://t.co/0MGYFM9c

I'm so happy @betaspring exists. They're doing awesome things for the tech and business scene in Providence, and making RI a better place.

We're starting a Providence, RI hacknight. First meetup is March 26th 6pm–11pm. Please join us and spread the word! http://t.co/JD6A3QVE