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If your cat has a first and last name then you are undoubtedly a cat lady.
Just told by a woman at work I would had been a beautiful girl. #alltimelow
Tip your sonic drink deliverer a dollar next time you go if you wanna know what it looks like to see someone genuinely happy.
Yoga pants: God's gift to men.
The grass is always greener on the other side.....Unless you're in south Texas where all the grass is completely dead.
You aren't a true Spurs fan unless you are obese and know where a "Los Roberto's Taco Shop" is.
Whenever I buy a girl a drink I don't expect anything back in return.
Except for her to give me her body.
How funny things move across the internet to people: CREATION -> TUMBLR -> PINTEREST -> FACEBOOK -> employee at work "working"
The only reason I ever check my voice-mail is to get rid of the number next to the phone symbol on my iPhone.
Never make a permanent decision based on temporary feelings.
The "earth" without "art" is just "eh."