If your cat has a first and last name then you are undoubtedly a cat lady.

@drunkcatladies  http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ind/3717476996.html …

@drunkcatladies  http://youtu.be/ctJJrBw7e-c 

How many of y'all are crazy for kitties? http://t.co/pgrqhS8Q @drunkcatladies @woot

Free flautas @tacocabana tmrw w/ 600 tweets using hashtag #goingcrazy4TC. DO IT!

You know you're a @drunkcatladies when your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild".

Just told by a woman at work I would had been a beautiful girl. #alltimelow

Tip your sonic drink deliverer a dollar next time you go if you wanna know what it looks like to see someone genuinely happy.

@brandonburke_ If I hung out with her sparks would fly too…. From the tazer gun she would prob use on me.

Yoga pants: God's gift to men.

@drunkcatladies’s boob action and jenga …. Where’s the cat? pic.twitter.com/t08ddlNd

The grass is always greener on the other side.....Unless you're in south Texas where all the grass is completely dead.

You aren't a true Spurs fan unless you are obese and know where a "Los Roberto's Taco Shop" is.

My favorite @fiestasa event is A Taste of the Northside at Sonterra because there's a 0% chance I'll get stabbed or robbed there.

Whenever I buy a girl a drink I don't expect anything back in return.










Except for her to give me her body.

Wanna see the hunger games early? Copy this tweet or visit http://t.co/oquJdpmN ... must include hashtag #hungergames24SA !!!

How funny things move across the internet to people: CREATION -> TUMBLR -> PINTEREST -> FACEBOOK -> employee at work "working"

The only reason I ever check my voice-mail is to get rid of the number next to the phone symbol on my iPhone.

Never make a permanent decision based on temporary feelings.

The "earth" without "art" is just "eh."