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2013: Still turning to the Internet to validate my lack of social skills
Sometimes all it takes to make me happy is a thing like learning that there's a Roxy Music cover band called Proxy Music.
viz., “This is going to mean something way, WAY less appealing than it sounds, isn’t it”
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous selfie, / Thy Myspace angle didnae help thee
The 1st law of autofunktomatons: 1. An autofunktomaton may not attempt to stop a P-Funk party or indirectly cause a P-Funk party to stop
In my mind, I react to the British use of “pie” or “pudding” like I do to a Southerner saying “heritage” or “tradition”
Lots of menu adjectives work for me like thorns or ominous rattling work in the animal kingdom, i.e., as secret code for DON’T EAT THIS
Just found a 16th-century poem that uses the word “sprung” to describe desire. I had no idea Sir Mix-a-Lot was an actual knight
The best day of my dog's year is the day I happen to move the couch and find enough antlers and Nylabones to create an entire deer skeleton.
"At home drawing pictures of Carrot Top with him on top" - original, even more terrifying "Jeremy"
Readin' through your documents puttin' full stops in, sweeter than a cherry pie with Reddi-Wip toppin'.