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I've never understood the peanuts-in-a-bucket thing at restaurants. It's like "Here, make a mess all over our floor and table." Douche move.
It's late. I'm gonna be irritable in the morning. I'll tell people to blame Twitter. I'll tell Twitter to blame people.
Genius.
Genius.
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Who me?
Just cutting this picture of Taylor Swift out of People and putting it on my wall.
No I'M pathetic!
Wait... crap.
Just cutting this picture of Taylor Swift out of People and putting it on my wall.
No I'M pathetic!
Wait... crap.
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Mom just yelled at me for eating these grapes loudly.
"It's a grape. Just bite it. You don't chew."
Welcome to my life.
"It's a grape. Just bite it. You don't chew."
Welcome to my life.
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No school for the fourth day in a row today.
I'm starting to forget the stuff I never learned in the first place.
I'm starting to forget the stuff I never learned in the first place.
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Note to self:
Try not to throw up on the bus tomorrow.
Two days in a row and they might get suspicious.
Try not to throw up on the bus tomorrow.
Two days in a row and they might get suspicious.
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I'm sorry, I just don't see how this trigonometry will help me with my career as a Farmville farmer.
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If you go back and watch that Megan Fox commercial and look really hard, you can see she has a cell phone in her hand.
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Renting Jennifer's Body on iTunes.
All right, to be honest, I just saw "Megan Fox" and almost punched a toddler to download it.
All right, to be honest, I just saw "Megan Fox" and almost punched a toddler to download it.
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All finished at the dentist. My mouth is more numb than the heart of an emo kid. And I'm okay with that.
For now.
For now.
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I would kill to get this homework done in the next 20 minutes but noooooooo.
It's apparently "against the law" to kill. Whatever.
It's apparently "against the law" to kill. Whatever.
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Did you know Google has its own 411 service?
It's crazy that people still have phones that make calls these days. And call Google with it.
It's crazy that people still have phones that make calls these days. And call Google with it.
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No school tomorrow; I feel like an Oscar winner.
I would just like to thank the snow, God, mom and dad, and of course the superintendent.
I would just like to thank the snow, God, mom and dad, and of course the superintendent.
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If @ConanOBrien goes missing, we'll know it's because @sween killed him for taking over the leaderboard in only 6 tweets.
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Watched a baby being born and looked at pictures of STDs in class today. So you all can forget about sex with me anytime soon.
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If I hear one more thing about "Dear John", I'm gonna write a strongly worded letter to John myself and tell him to STFU.
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