THIS IS THE GREATEST TUMBLR THAT EVER THERE WAS!  http://thisisintelligentprivilege.tumblr.com/  (/ping @geordieguy @katalyst88)

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Cute redheads are inappropriate

If you have no cheesy synth in your life, you're doing it wrong

Grammar Nazis, you are aware that every usage you champion as the golden ideal of English was once considered aberrant, right?

@davecallantwit the contestants from other planets had too many limbs to qualify

@puppyontheradio @margarita890 @katalyst88 The point is animal cruelty, mostly. And a public holiday for the cool people.

#numberwang

Surely putting gargoyles on a church is a bit superfluous

@mh4k Did you tell her that you throw the short ones off a cliff when they're born?

@coles Didn't think that one through, did you? This is going to be hilarious.

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@mysskitn CHEESE!

Need burrito.

I have a REAL hankering for curling up in bed and watching bad 80s movies.

Urgh. First it was @tomgreenlive, now it's @dhughesy. What have I done to deserve these cancerous follow suggestions, twitter?

Another stellar job by @metrotrains pic.twitter.com/m5ozVobfPu

Holy shit, @edballsmp is a real person? I thought my UK tweeps were fucking with me

They only had to draw circles around everybody in the fucking crowd