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The only way out of this is a halt on pension payments, no winter fuel allowance and a massive tax on Werther’s Originals.
This shocking tweet will make you cry: https://twitter.com/brucel/status/433502232324349952 …
Hey USA friends, you gotta tune in to NBC in a couple of weeks, the Olympics was fantastic today.
Pro tip: if you make YouTube pre-roll ads, get to the fucking point before the skip add button becomes active.
Happy birthday to the NHS. The neonatal care of my new twins would have cost over £60k without it.
Related: fuck you Cameron.
Today, like millions of choirboys before him, the pope will surrender his ring.
Just cut open my Livestrong bracelet and found a kilo of horse.
Press the red button now if you want a plague of locusts to devour Mark Lawrenson from the inside.
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Co-founder of @hactaris and Professor of Misanthropology at STFU. Sportmanteau World Champion 2004. Erectus non elatus.
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