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Oh no. Instagram is now available to people with no aesthetic sensibilities. #android
This shocking tweet will make you cry: https://twitter.com/brucel/status/433502232324349952 …
Hey USA friends, you gotta tune in to NBC in a couple of weeks, the Olympics was fantastic today.
Pro tip: if you make YouTube pre-roll ads, get to the fucking point before the skip add button becomes active.
Happy birthday to the NHS. The neonatal care of my new twins would have cost over £60k without it.
Related: fuck you Cameron.
Today, like millions of choirboys before him, the pope will surrender his ring.
Just cut open my Livestrong bracelet and found a kilo of horse.
Press the red button now if you want a plague of locusts to devour Mark Lawrenson from the inside.
Hate the listification of journalism? Add “^(\d+ )” as a mute filter in Tweetbot to hide all tweets starting with a number.
Kids, stay in school. Otherwise one day you too could be smacking a bin lid for pennies. #stomp
Anyone know where I can read a timeline full of UX people spouting sub-Hallmark platitudes about how to live my life?
There’s a bloke on this train reading the Metro iPad app. He’s the lonely, sole human at the centre of a Venn diagram that shouldn’t exist.
Co-founder of @hactaris and Professor of Misanthropology at STFU. Sportmanteau World Champion 2004.