"I wish I could illegally download clothes."

a kid on the street just threw a small McDonald's fries in my face

applying to be janitor at Legoland Atlanta

I think someone incorrectly IDed me as undercover cop today by saying "dog's in the yard"

facebook's value is the ability to forget messages and ignore people and generally be lost and not in control - why I started to like it

Do you want to spend the rest of your life drinking sugar water — or do you want to change the world?

“Never complain. Never explain.” — Katharine Hepburn

“There are people who are so poor they only have money”

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/twitter-faves/15350893 :-D

"hot beige"

applying the prime directive to a party/crush

""am I top or bottom" I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart"

Cee Lo was kind of dressed up like the Armus, the animated pool of a tar-like substance that killed Tasha Yar who's Romulan daughter is Sela

packing all my stuff in boxes and filling the empty space with loose Legos

an attempt to return MIDI to its "primitive", often religious roots, and emphasis on collective improvisation

magic-based crime

Captain Picard saying "Welcome aboard" to a newborn baby.

a guy at Dunkin' Donuts sung his extensive order to the tune of "Another Brick in the Wall"

using passwords as usernames

don't fave me bro