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  • dreamsitup
      Kirk @dreamsitup

    When I see a house without Christmas lights on it, I think about how much those people must hate Jesus.

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    NerdsnWhey
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      Kirk @dreamsitup

    When I look back on my life, most of the time I'm just picturing ex-girlfriends naked.

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      Kirk @dreamsitup

    The most confirming factor that I'm single, is most of my underwear have enough holes in them to give an octopus options when putting on.

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    melani_rae
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    NerdsnWhey
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      Kirk @dreamsitup

    Man it sucks being broke, but the upside is my kid already likes pb & j's and Mac and cheese.

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    Zwolf666
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      Kirk @dreamsitup

    If your pee isn't neon green and glowing in the dark, your probably not taking enough vitamins.

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    NerdsnWhey
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      Kirk @dreamsitup

    Gums McGhee just moved in to my Pet Town! #PetTown http://t.co/dWmWMvnW

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    NerdsnWhey
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      Kirk @dreamsitup

    Since last Christmas was sorta uneventful, I got all the nieces and nephews homey socks this year.

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    NerdsnWhey
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      Kirk @dreamsitup

    When asked Cain couldn't remember anything about Libia. They should asked him about Labia, he would nail that without even thinking!

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    tr4shc4nlidnips
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      Kirk @dreamsitup

    Just finished off the rest of my kids Halloween candy so I'm not sure what she's having for dinner now.

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    tr4shc4nlidnips
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