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Oi, Beijing. Did you have a shire horse at yours??? No. No, you bloody well didn't. #savethesurprise
Sorry dads, just saw someone with a “World’s Best Dad” badge. Better luck next year!
Stacey Solomon should present every show on TV ever.
Today marks 4 years since I last typed a girl's name in the status box rather than search. I think I'm nearly over it.
Don't you hate it when you finally get your hair looking ok and then remember you and everyone you love will one day die #Monday
A One Direction track has the lines:
"I just wanna show you off to all of my friends/Making them drool down their chinny chin chins"
"Artist Takes Every Drug Known to Man, Draws Self Portraits After Each Use" http://cultso.com/artist-takes-every-drug-known-to-man-draws-self-portraits-after-each-use/ … (via @guardianjessica)
Well, I guess humanity had a good run.
Argh. I'm still writing GMT on all my ransom notes!!