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  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    The problem with Italian food is two days later you're hungry again.

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    facciabellacharlzerosarita7108TarpoSweetnLolasurfinbird5121ericspratlingallisonb_smith
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    charlzeroericspratlingscabcakeKimStavAndrewBCarfraeDrugOfChoiceRxrjgeyerafcoory
    navanax
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    I don't want to brag but I have a really nice bum. Found him under the bridge.

    • 162
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    Adair_FauxxaprilmaywilsonFredPollackRummyLaudedKeeganGoerzMeriskaVonTeesemiguelleancaseytduncan
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    itchyturtleMsLadyLuvBugboobysimmonsFredPollackfunTweetersTheArabianNaziNitapinkGenghis_Dong
    llvvzz
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    Some days you're the fat kid at school that everybody picks on and some days you're the Twinkie when the fat kid gets home.

    • 138
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    VerifiedDrunkTarpoCrushClinicalsKali_MuraTheGitaLecturesSweetnLolaReinhahaPrincessBaily
    • 6
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    xtrasicoColombrianaPrincessBailyDrugOfChoiceRxHoesSuckingCockllvvzz
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    She was all WTF and got POd and I was ROFLMAO. That was when our relationship became acronymious.

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    TarpokamiekaymeellvvzzDianneMonterochrisAtYorkbotanicazillacravenheart__xntrek
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    Aviationladyfavstar100
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    This baseball game is so good I'm thinking about sex just to make it last longer.

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    TarpollvvzzCastelVielMiss_CookbrentceteraRunSamRunCutlerishvikoni
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    If you ever find yourself, for whatever reason, about to perform a google image search for a manhole, don't.

    • 83
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    loveletterbombscravenheart__LeighPeighllvvzzbotanicazillaxntrekMiss_CookRunSamRun
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    As I lay here awake at 6:30 am, it strikes me that an erection like this is nature's way of keeping me from rolling out of bed in my sleep.

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    TarpoloveletterbombsLeighPeighllvvzzMiss_CookRunSamRunCutlerishvikoni
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    The best thing about day five of less than four hours of sleep is my leprechaun entourage.

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    Tarpocravenheart__LeighPeighMacKooliollvvzzxntrekMiss_CookCutlerish
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    Anyone using packing tape in the vicinity of someone trying to concentrate should be packed up and mailed to Fuckoffistan.

    • 65
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    TarpoLeighPeighllvvzzMiss_CookrejecterEvokeStillDrewSwissSP13
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    It's only gay if balls touch your chin.

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    TarpoloveletterbombsLeighPeighllvvzzxntrekMiss_CookAnkitBhargavapaul_shinn
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    Halloween this year was way better than last year. I pared back from drinking and passing out candy to just drinking and passing out.

    • 60
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    loveletterbombsllvvzzSwissSP13Suck_A_Duck__beingtheoTelehoIicMODATHemiRT5pt7
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    There are so many things to worry about other than saying something stupid. And yet here I am.

    • 57
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    loveletterbombsllvvzzMiss_CookAnkitBhargavajbredenfeldtSwissSP13beingtheochels_206
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    loveletterbombs
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    The toddler's get up early superpower has reached it's zenith today.

    • 58
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    llvvzzSwissSP13beingtheoSuck_A_Duck__Toy_AMODATHemiRT5pt7HisTigerLily__
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    When the chaos around here gets too much I sneak off to the bathroom for a little piss and quiet.

    • 56
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    ndresfmBoyCalledAnncravenheart__llvvzzMiss_CooksheerluckholmesZippyBippySwissSP13
    • 1
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    cravenheart__
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    Just once I'd like to go to the dentist and feel a small tit in my mouth.

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    LeighPeighllvvzzMiss_CookCutlerishSwissSP13pienelainSuck_A_Duck__twistedpfister__
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    My favourite iPhone app is this one that plays the sound of an eagle screaming. It makes coming out of the bathroom much more triumphant.

    • 55
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    llvvzzbotanicazillaMiss_Cookvikonicravenheart__ZippyBippySwissSP13beingtheo
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    I'm getting a bit of a buzz from all these mints I'm eating. It took four packs to mask the scotch.

    • 54
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    llvvzzbotanicazillaMiss_CookvikoniSwissSP13beingtheoSuck_A_Duck__kambrock
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    I'm looking out the window at the cold November rain and thinking somebody should write a song about it.

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    llvvzzMiss_Cookvikonicravenheart__CheVolayAerissaJeniScagnettiSwissSP13
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    My gay barista didn't find it amusing when I asked for a homogeneous solution. Well, latté da.

    • 53
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    llvvzzbotanicazillaCutlerishoenin__CheVolayAerissaJeniScagnettiZippyBippy
  • dresspants
      C. T. @dresspants

    Be right back. I'm going to go toilet paper the house that gave my son a freakin can of ginger ale.

    • 52
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@dresspants

@dresspants

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