Bed covered in gf's clothes. Gf in same outfit as yesterday. Brain implodes.

I honestly have never thought about the year 2013. Weird reality

If you put a beat to Obama's speech, which someone will, it would be an incredibly engaging soundtrack to this generation.

I love Barack Obama. I truly do.

Django Django sounds like the Drive soundtrack hit Donnie Darko

Press Secretary says 25,000 signatures for the White House Honey Ale recipe. This is America. We can DO this.

The queen rejoicing during the opening ceremony of the #Olympics. http://t.co/gK8kF9rv

Please just tell me you understand why it's funny that people are threatening to move to Canada because of #obamacare. #canadianhealthsystem

Friends are warning me about my move to Chicago as if I'm moving to Winterfell. #winteriscoming

"Y'all killed my sister. She took her life because of you people." - Craziest excuse not to make a credit card payment.

Just teared up, you used "you're" correctly.
“@kreuzcontrol: “@queenbeekah: I want Betty White to comb my hair.” you're weird.”

We're all living the life about simply getting old. No disease. What a night with @kreuzcontrol @penglogau @touchmytra_lala and others.

Obama just said he believes gay marriage should be legal, wasn't expecting that until after the election. The man has my vote. #integrity

Every once in a while, I still get an anxiety attack from how they ended Lost. The disappointment will haunt me forever.

Ahh spring on The Oval. All the douche bags appear to have survived winter.

My validation for your poor music taste.
“@kreuzcontrol: Why is Katy Perry so good?! #judgeme”

ALBUM BY ALBUM BOARDS OF CANADA HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM @spotifyusa. I NEED ANSWERS.

You know how people set Dark Side of the Moon to Wizard of Oz? Try playing Ok Computer while reading "Notes From Underground" by Dostoyevsky

Oh my god. I am Larry David.

I still need to get my calendar for 2012 that only goes until the 21st of December.