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Overheard at Trader Joes "I haven't had Honduran coffee since I was in Honduria." Money well spent, white girl parents.
The Blue Angels will not perform at Seafair this year. To save money, the Navy is going door to door to scream at your dogs.
If toddlers had guns these eagle attacks would never happen.
Can we just name the next boy band Haircuts?
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED THAT SOCCER GUY! SOMEONE ALMOST TRIPPED HIM AND NOW HE IS DEAD! Wait... he's OK. Back to the match.
If you are using the Superman logo as your avatar chances are anything more than a flight of stairs is your kryptonite.
Does anyone know how to retire a played out joke premise? Asking for a friend.
Manning signs with Denver. Tebow throws a fit which falls to the ground incomplete.
I'm tired of being liked and respected. I will now start referring to cities by their airport codes.
Fighting crime by retiring from crime in October, 1993
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