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Think the dogs across the street are getting a divorce. Heard them barking late last night, and there was a Uhaul there this morning. So sad
My mom just put forefathers in air quotes. Here we go.
It's just a matter of time before Honey Boo Boo Child says something SUPER racist.
Opposite of ROFL=SUU (Standing Upright Unamused) BRB =NL (Never left) WTF=UBT (Unaffected by that) TTYL = LNTA (Lets not talk anymore)
Accidentally took my New Year's resolution list to the grocery store. Can't find the isle that has "Stop eating so much Krispy Kreme."
Today on MTV: "My Super Sweet 16" followed by "When I Was 17." Can't believe they turned down the show I pitched. "Thank God She Was 18"
Apparently a curtsey is not acceptable payment at trader joes!
They say you are what you eat. That's funny, I don't remember eating an unemployed idiot with no discernible skills.
Heat went out in my apt. Accidentally texted my landlord "My heart is broken." He texted, "Get back out there, you have a lot to offer."
Just told my gay friend to go straight. He got really angry and told me it's not that easy. I was just telling him directions.
So loud in here. Its like the Beatles are on stage, but without the talent. #bieberconcert
Mi casa es MI casa.
Home videos of Bieber as a baby playing over one of his songs. Apparently they were filmed last Wednesday. #bieberconcert