Just posted a photo @ Apple Inc. http://t.co/Go47y7ma

@mrgan yeah, the keyboard button. Use http://t.co/JduY5FH to set the key back to F4, then set F4 to Show Launchpad in Keyboard Shortcuts

Sometimes when I fly, I like to pretend I'm overlooking my sim city. Residential, industrial commercial. I'm such a good mayor.

That's it. I can't take it anymore, I'm getting Skittles.

Laundry for me: torture.
Laundry for mom: soothing.

Apparently certain genes don't transfer.

My mother's vice: saying "The Evil Empire" after every time someone mentions Microsoft.

Irony: She runs and prefers Windows.

It's all so quiet at Apple, like the calm before an oncoming storm.

Santinoing the Santinoed:
http://optimisticnachos.blogspot.com/2009/11/santinoed.html Now *I'm the awesome one*

It's amazing how gelato makes everything better.

First thought when going dancing after not going dancing for months: man was I dumb! This is absolutely the best!

When I say I plan to take all parenting advice from Calvin's dad, I'm 100% serious. http://t.co/JH4oQXWi

My poor future kids.

iTunes Match Verdict: I absolutely love finally having my music libraries in sync across 3 computers.

I just hope I can trust it.

Can we stop saying "I threw up a little bit"?

All or nothing people.

Rare library of congress pictures of the great depression: http://t.co/xEjZWGu

"Do, or do not. There is no try." - Dumbledore http://i.imgur.com/2dr29.jpg (via @rands)

The problem with using the word "Nazi" is people immediately think of genocide and not the ideas and policies that led up to genocide.

Dear hulu + dove: I really don't want to see girls put on deodorant. Seriously. kthxbye.

If you have received your iPhone 4 early in the mail, please do not open it until the official launch on June 24. (via @ceostevejobs)

"Utah has one of the world's highest rates of ice cream abuse because tea is sinful."
- The Internet

The bad thing about shaving before going to BYU is you don't get automatic visitor parking as soon as they look at you.