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I'd go to sleep but I have this whole crisis that the coffee pot isn't set up yet.
I'm going to mouth kiss the first veteran I see. Veterans love mouth kisses.
Who wants to come over and play "find that stink"?
If I had signed into Facebook maybe my coffee pot time would be right for tomorrow. Location on so you can find me & kill me.
If only you guys had reminded me to set my clocks back, then maybe I wouldn't hate you.
Good bye last load of laundry in the dryer, until we meet again next weekend.
I hate the walking dead, there I said it. It's more like the walking waiting for something to happen but it never really does.
I need one of you to come over and turn the coffee pot on downstairs. All the cool kids are doing it.
Hateful & fucking mean. Good plan. I hear that always works out well. Dick.
I need to go to the grocery store, does anyone need me to take a bullet for you? Anybody?
I think the corporate security manager appreciated me telling him I thought he was hot & we should mouth kiss.
I have a five head. I'm not leaving the house.
I'm not reading any tweet with a K in it.
Hello last load of laundry from last week. Long time, no see.
My ex husband got married today. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
For those about to keep the bar low, just to get through the day.. We Salute You.
Hey how about this pumpkin flavored punch in your face?
TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT ONE MORE TIME.. I wish I loved anything as much as I hate that song.
I'm going to nap so hard. I'd marry this Saturday morning I love it so much.