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its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town
if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far
big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again
THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree
its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911
user named " beavis_sinatra " has been terrorizing me since 2004, by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
donlad trump reportedly says that normal type pokemon are a waste of time. they're just dirty birds & rats who have no right being a pokemon
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
1989: the fall of the berlin wall is celebrated, historically revered
2016: i tear down the sneeze guard at old country buffet and get Booed
me: nobody has to get owned today. please, please put down the keyboard and step back
9 year old child: Fuck oyu
fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
A Back To Basics LifeStyle Brand - god is a Marine and every Marine is a god - Paws Off My Boots Boy - TruthHuman
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