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  • dril
      wint @dril

    Gift @dril Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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      wint @dril

    if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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      wint @dril

    donlad trump reportedly says that normal type pokemon are a waste of time. they're just dirty birds & rats who have no right being a pokemon

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    (cop inspecting his new body cam with huge pepperoni fingers) what the fuck is htis. where do i pack the ammo. is this a new type of grenade

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    the numa numa man just bougt a $70million house and im here at the library trying to photocopy a fruit roll up

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
    ME: I agree

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    TWITTER APP: THree different guys you know just faved the same damn tweet. This is breathtaking. What are the odds
    ME: please locate my wife

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    "Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    "don't tread of me", the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    Bugs Bunny: B
    Elmer Fudd: A-
    Tweety Bird: F
    Daffy Duck: C+
    Porky Pig: D+
    Theyre the only ones i can think of right now. My hands are shaking

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    me: nobody has to get owned today. please, please put down the keyboard and step back
    9 year old child: Fuck oyu

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

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