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  • dril
      wint @dril

    if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

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    andrewcamerathe_em_dashoverallverdictdandouglasDillDoyledombracciapatjburnsgraysongraysonk
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  • dril
      wint @dril

    Food $200
    Data $150
    Rent $800
    Candles $3,600
    Utility $150
    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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    Bluesernamebarfchanscott1234556867jjgrapethedogoperaamputeenNotFaultyFadedvelvet
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  • dril
      wint @dril

    big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck

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    andrewcameraStephenBowles1an_ianpaulKaboominlauraisabirdDickFurariMattCowgilldeeptechfunk
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    codyhokansMattsBestTweetsRachelvsPublicBloatedCarcassdeeptechfunkbadsnacksCumWitchwillozap
    DickPicSender
  • dril
      wint @dril

    the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

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    andrewcameratomkaroletomathummertrvrplkDeeeeevidMcCraesaudadesocialChalupacabra__dreww_dj
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    octoqtmojo_ca
  • dril
      wint @dril

    fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

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    andrewcameraDillin523tomkaroletomathummerparallelcircletaylor_rwilsonNFENjaredzammit
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  • dril
      wint @dril

    BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES

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    TurdieBagFartandrewcameraevasive_whaleElleOhHellaehiilrsnaughtysneakyTheLeakestWinkhedjfund
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  • dril
      wint @dril

    another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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    andrewcameragoutmedstomkaroletomathummerKaboominarchie_debunkerDickFurarimasonpitzel
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    CubiekarttwelverpeeberIipstickstainedKaboominwarmandpunchyRoderickA1RyanMcKnastyMaxYoungblood
    z_a_c_h_k_a_t_zironisktvitBeverlyCleary69lawblobshruglordAmSockactualjellyfishGarbageMysticgubbinsgubbins____
  • dril
      wint @dril

    The reason the "Cars" movies have gained so much popularity is becuase the cars speak to one another. You don't get that with real life cars

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    codyhokansgoutmedsbrendanvveaverKevin_HinsonjoshbupkessimonjournoOwenPReesDeadLeaFMoth
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  • dril
      wint @dril

    two men emerge from sensory deprivation tanks
    "I just attained oneness with all living beings"
    "I just fucked the Girl rabbit from SpaceJam"

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    andrewcamerajakesubiesgoutmedstofferrhyorhyorhyoKaboominNot_AshleyPHblearyboy
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    AmSock
  • dril
      wint @dril

    "Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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    andrewcameratomathummersadbutradpoetDJAnemicToadMattBarnthouseLilCorgiKaboominblearyboy
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    slakes_sadbutradpoetDJAnemicToadLilCorgiKaboominWH1MSYMaxYoungbloodjake_irl
    hotsoccerchic69SweetTweetsBROpjlynchshruglordactualjellyfishWeedCoffin
  • dril
      wint @dril

    AS THE GUILLOTINE SLIDES TOWARDS MY NECK, I PRODUCE A TINY BARBELL I'VE BEEN HIDING IN MY MOUTH AND LIFT IT WITH MY TONGUE. ONE LAST REP

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    andrewcameratomathummerJDPeeryblearyboyJustinLalorsaudadesocialtheycallmejwowcamdubya13
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    slakes_CubiekartJDPeeryRoderickA1jaxlroseGhostofBebopTheSwampy1AgentGriswald
    buttcafe
  • dril
      wint @dril

    caught my son running a google search for " shit stain pussy ". i am beyond distraught. we are strictly a Bing family

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    tomathummerblearyboyPollutikornsaudadesocialnasboatxxJeelShamexxevasive_whalejake_irl
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    RachelvsPublicKaboominGhostofBebopboanusnasboatbriancurran29ItsBargainManCuteButt111
    partiallyproKosmatos
  • dril
      wint @dril

    THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED

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    NeutronReDankHerbMulletslimepukeMrPapaya__________danieleastman
  • dril
      wint @dril

    "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

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    matthiasellisplentyofalcovesCATBOXMANBamezJondPollutikornAustinCHowelyricalliltingLOLPhillies
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    octoqtloveletterbombs
  • dril
      wint @dril

    how dare you fuck with me. how dare you fuck with me , on the year of Luigi

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    "FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES," I SAID AS I RIPPED THE FUCKIN DECORATIVE CARDBOARD SKELETON OFF OF THE COMMUNITY CENTERS BULLETIN BOARD

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    the_em_dashtomathummeryungturdmeowitskathleenbuttjamssaudadesocial_CursedTeaPeteMauroIII
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    Cubiekartthe_em_dashKaboominanamericangodsmograthreturntovendorMikeGarbaCarbonics
    CurryShoffSimon_Barrettgreenteam15BadNewsCentral
  • dril
      wint @dril

    icant come to work today.. on account of JERRY DUTY *SHoves every seinfeld disk into dvd player at once*

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    tomathummerClareLuncefordmorbidtouristcalhendrixswampdaughtersanta_cuntLetsBeSapidBrothaEli
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    losdrogaslawblobactualjellyfishoctoqtme_irl
  • dril
      wint @dril

    obama and his crack team of nsa crooks watching me shit: "sir, he's scooting backwards so his dick doesn't touch the rim" "Thuis guy's good"

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    tomathummerBakahentai69woopertamperplateaugrantmundaysaudadesocialchrisfaenzaBeau_IRL
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    NeutronReperceptionist
  • dril
      wint @dril

    its true. each cow's udder has one teat that will shoot piss instead of milk and ruin the whole batch. they call it the Farmer's Gamble

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    *understands tthe full potential of the net all at once and stumbles backward wwhile struggling to breathe* christ,. my god

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