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  • dril
      wint @dril

    big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    donald trump has no time to fuck. he looks at his watch and says "i could not possibly fuck at this juncture." as he powerwalks into the zoo

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    DUSTINAM
  • dril
      wint @dril

    who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    my priceless stradivarius gaming keyboard... fcovered in policeman urine

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    VN_RubenjoeftakravatalvStevieBvikissdadsdog_as_hell3lizaYOLOSWAGATTACKS
    Mike_Bianchi
  • dril
      wint @dril

    the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

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    R_Schmittyoctoqtmojo_ca
  • dril
      wint @dril

    fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    Food $200
    Data $150
    Rent $800
    Candles $3,600
    Utility $150
    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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    vapelord69
  • dril
      wint @dril

    its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED

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    NeutronDreDankHerbMulletslimepukeMrPapaya__________danieleastman
  • dril
      wint @dril

    obama and his crack team of nsa crooks watching me shit: "sir, he's scooting backwards so his dick doesn't touch the rim" "Thuis guy's good"

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    ive got my eye on you matrix_gary.

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    DanCoolMoonGuyDK_AD_WartSnackmaximumcuddlesteenirlOdderDodder1USEDALLTHESPACEbbbbutt
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    ChipotIe
  • dril
      wint @dril

    two men emerge from sensory deprivation tanks
    "I just attained oneness with all living beings"
    "I just fucked the Girl rabbit from SpaceJam"

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    AmSock
  • dril
      wint @dril

    i approve of congres... i believe they are doing a very good job despite negative comments online

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    DanCoolMoonGuyDK_AD_drchriswolfmannishadtrivediandrewcamerateenirlCUTTINSWISSgrantyO
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  • dril
      wint @dril

    my next good post is about egg salad. What in the shit?? are you egg or salad? Why is this good. Who's eating it. Check Please. uhhh

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    ChipotIe
  • dril
      wint @dril

    oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,

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    AstonishingSodjitkafartrobfeelawblob
  • dril
      wint @dril

    http://t.co/XMeBO7wz dumb man Shit 's and then dies a few years later #WeAre #PennState

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    velocipietonnesecretcorndogno_veggiesBennatwarobbercatcloufekonstamadianosKuskid
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