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  • dril
      wint @dril

    its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    i have no idea how that turd got on your ceiling, but it definitely didn't fly out of my shorts while iwas doing a backflip

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    Have you ever wanted to click X on a bastard

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    Food $200
    Data $150
    Rent $800
    Candles $3,600
    Utility $150
    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    what can i say. my hatres are my motivators (gets pic of nude man covered in syrup sent to inbox) FUCk. Please stop

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    oculus allows you to smoke wii remote like a cigar and blow heaps of smoke in celebs faces

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    [man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
    "Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
    "Alright. Just a sec."

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    hell no i wont wear a sleeping cap. what the fuck is that shit. how does a hat help you go to sleep. looks like, a Fools hat.

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    The reason the "Cars" movies have gained so much popularity is becuase the cars speak to one another. You don't get that with real life cars

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    koko the talking ape.. has been living high on the hog, wasting our tax dollars on high capacity diapers. No more. i will suplex that beast,

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    "Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    donald trump has no time to fuck. he looks at his watch and says "i could not possibly fuck at this juncture." as he powerwalks into the zoo

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    my priceless stradivarius gaming keyboard... fcovered in policeman urine

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  • dril
      wint @dril

    the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

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