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My phone auto-corrects "YOLO" to "Tool". Correct indeed.
It's a good thing I'm almost thirty years old and everything.
Just great. Now I want a goat.
If all we ever desire from others is compassion, shouldn't we be the first to give it?
At some point in time, every single thing you ever did will have become pointless.
This year I will vote for my candidates exactly like I play Mad-Libs in public: Drunk. And crying.
Someday there will be Wikileaks-branded adult-diapers. And won't you be sorry on that day.
On that hobbies/interests section of the form, just go ahead and put "pot".
For some reason, I feel like bacon from a unicorn would just taste better.
I stereotype because it's a great time saver.
"Immigrants are causing the black eyed peas, computer hackers and the cancellation of Freaks and Geeks." - Pretty sure John Mccain
Murderball 2: Extremely Murdered Balls
Let's start a band called "Dollar Store Pregnancy Test"
Jon Kyle is full of nonfactual statements. They are called bullshit statements. 90% of what Jon Kyle does is bullshit statements #RealFacts